belly button

On the topic of 'innies' versus 'outies'

When you are born the cord is cut immediately after delivery and the result is a neat little knot. As the wound heals, it takes on the vague shape of the tissue caught between abdomen and knot. The knot falls away and leaves the traditional puckered appearance of the belly button. When the umbilical cord is cut after birth, it is more likely to shrink down into an "innie" if there is a good cut and only a small section of cord. It will form an "outtie" if there is a longer section of cord left.Whether you end up an "innie" or "outie" depends on how your body heals, and the skill of whoever tied the knot.

Other than this, an "innie" can be turned into an "outtie" by pregnancy or even a hernia, which is why a larger percentage of mothers have "outties" than the population as a whole.

It's simple - pour one mouthful of your chosen drink into your lover's belly button and drink. It's erotic for both of you, and you get drunk as well! Some suggested drinks:

• Tia Maria / Baileys : Perfect. The milky texture creates a surface tension that holds in the liquid. And even when it does flow out, it so sticky and flows so slowly that licking it off can be quite fun.
• Champagne : The sensation of bubbles bursting on skin can be quite erotic. For the kinky at heart.
• Whiskey/vodka : For the rough 'n' tumble types. And hard-core alchoholics, obviously.
• Beer : If drinking beer from your lover's navel is your idea of fun, then you might as well just kill yourself now.

Oh, make sure to check for fluff first. Unless you're into that kind of thing.