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beauty contest

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(thing) by Mertseger (7.5 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed May 24 2000 at 23:40:48

A competition between multiple objects to determine which is the most beautiful. Since beauty is entirely subjective any such farce serves only to titillate the masses. Commonly, the term applies the patriarchal ritual of parading young woman with eating disorders around overly lit theaters wearing way too much make-up, high-heel shoes and bathing suits, a practical attire if I've ever seen one.


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