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(idea) by Hyppy (5.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Jun 24 2002 at 13:40:01

C-130 vs. Pebble
C-130 rolling down the strip
Hit a little pebble and the damned thing flipped
Sixty-four Rangers trapped inside
Sixty-Four high-and-tights Kentucky fried!

When I go to Heaven
When I go to Heaven
St. Peter's gonna say
How'd you make your livin', boy?
How'd you earn your pay?
I reply with a whole lot of anger
I made my livin' as an Airborne Ranger!
When I go to Hell
Satan's gonna say
How'd you make your livin', boy?
How'd you earn your pay?
I reply with a fist to his face
I earned my livin' laying souls to rest!

Airborne Granny
Saw an old lady walkin down the street
With a ruck on her back and jungle boots on her feet
Hey old lady, where ya goin' to?
The US Army Airborne School!
Hey old lady, ain't you been told?
Ya gotta leave that shi* for the brave and the bold
Hey young punk, who ya think ya talkin' to?
I'm a Jumpmaster at the Airborne School!

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