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You say my eyes are glazed over. I say it's a tasty glaze.

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(idea) by donfreenut (3.1 hr) (print)   ?   3 C!s I like it! Mon Sep 25 2000 at 17:08:51


who are your favorite poets? i was asked.

i never want to answer "what is your favorite this" questions. i don't like to play favorites.

myth: song lyrics are just poems set to music

no, song lyrics are song lyrics.

sitting at the beach, listening to the boom box, doing coke with the teenagers circa 1985. i was only seven years old, but i was precocious. when the big kids took over the swings at the playground and started smoking cigarettes, i bummed a light and showed them a thing or two about love. by the time i was nine, i was driving a motorcycle. i lost my virginity at eight and a half on a memorable september night - the night i was crowned "pontiff of self-aggrandizement" by my awestruck pseudo-peers.

when i reached maturity, i was unstoppable, until a dreadful experiment in arson cost me my right hand. now, i command an army of disenchanted hair band rejects.

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I dedicate all my love to your hot inner beauty Potential dad licks my eyeball The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead What is your favorite movie?
disenchanted XTC Person across two chair backs skit My friend, Ron Jeremy
Oceania Wedding invitation astrobleme precocious
OneTouch Ultra Gregoire How to say "I love you" hair band
Arson When having sex in French You were my plans tonight Giving Oscar My Eyes
diamond in the rough Powdered sugar pretentious Radioactive Canadian Supermen
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