You have exactly two minutes left of your life

by arj

Sat Mar 24 2001 at 14:36:09

Doctor: I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. It seems that you have exactly two minutes left of your life.

Patient: Oh my god! Isn't there anything I can do?

Doctor: Well, you could boil an egg...

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