Y0u'v3 b33n Hax0r3d!

this nodeshelled-phrase seems written by a rather amateurish haXor, as a more correctly haXorized version would have to be something like, "J00'v3 b33n #@x0r3d!"

note that I am not 100% certain of this translation, especially on the mutation of "ha" to "#@", slightly more confident of "you" to "J00", but not being a haXor myself, I can't claim to be authoritative... someone should really write a haXor dictionary, and clear this up. (see http://3733th4x0r.com/) (thanks, scubaninja)

A common phrase used to convey the fact that your system has been 0wn3d. Sarcastically pronounced, "joove been hack-sored", indicating a sore was inflicted upon you or your computer by what is known as a hacker. Or something to that effect. In creative cases, it is what replaces the "You've got mail!" message on your system.

Expect your "box" to have been emptied of work and turned into a "pr0n infested warez server" while you were away. Of course, any quantifiable damages incurred are negated by the legally binding disclaimer, "This demonstration is for educational purposes only," because hax0rs always have the best interests of your computer's security in mind.