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Write in C

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(thing) by necromancer (7.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Sep 23 2000 at 0:31:42

Computer-based song, parody for the famous "Let it Be" song by Beatles




Write in C ("Let it Be") Unknown Author


When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."


As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."


Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.


I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.


If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.


Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer.
Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C..

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