Wisdom in 400 Words

What the fuck is this shit?	Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!	YOUR HEAD A SPLODE	How to tell if you are stoned or not
the Federal Reserve and inflation	platitudes masquerading as wisdom	The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto	How I single-handedly defeated Albert Einstein
Bullshit squared is still just bullshit	The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head	Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet	How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
I Ain't Smokin' No Fiberglass	Narcissists - How to cope with them	Have I just accidentaly reinvented beef Stroganoff?	Olkiluoto
Currency of the World	Who needs love when you can have death?	Hoodoo of limited efficacy (a love story)	School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
p'ch'zarni'chiwkov	99 Red Balloons	Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter	We only use 10% of our brain

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