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Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?

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(idea) by Stradenko (1.1 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Mon Jun 04 2001 at 8:05:13

A recent study in Germany on this subject revealed that ogling breasts is a rather healthy excercise for most men. Researcher Dr. Karen Weatherby published an article in the New England Journal of Medicine about the german study of 200 men. The study revealed that ten minutes of ogling is as healthy a typical thirty-minute workout in a gym. The study also notes that men who enjoy their ogles tend to have lower blood pressure, fewer cases of heart disease and lower pulse rates compared to men who do not get their daily dose. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."

According to the researchers, the study shows that a few minutes worth of ogling can halve the risk of heart attack and stroke. They hypothesize that regular ogling can extend one's life by several years.

I know that since reading about this research, I tend to ogle every chance I get and boy do I feel great!


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(idea) by xunker (3.4 wk) (print)   ?   I like it! Wed Jun 27 2001 at 18:32:50

The reason is quite simple, and it's not what you think.

It is not because it's distasteful, disrespectful or even because it's rude.

It is because Men Are Evil.

The male body and psyche is completely governed by hormones and primitive drives and such are incapable of separating the notion of a woman as a whole from the body parts they are observing. Therefore, when a male looks at a woman's breasts, he instantly views her sum total as an extension of the breasts, not as a human person.

If a male looks a woman square in the eye at all times it is possible, albeit rare, that they can have a normal conversation and treat the female like a person. However, the moment the eyes venture down below the neck, males cease this and are not able to consider the female as anything more than a sexual object because of the primitive drives that govern their lives.

Men should not look at women's breasts because men are worthless pigs.

However, women may oogle because, unlike men, they are intelligent and thoughtful and therefore are void of all of the animalistic effects that men are bound by.

No, I'm not serious. Neither should you be.


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