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Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?

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(idea) by pjd (1.6 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Apr 27 2001 at 13:51:53

This is a question I have asked myself many times when watching or reading sci-fi stories.

Very rarely do you see that the technically superior, infinitely advanced and stupendously intelligent alien conquerer wannabes actually win the fight. In the end they always have some weakness that causes their downfall.

In Footfall, the attackers have absolutely no idea about deceit and general dishonesty (although we, as a species, have raised it to a fine art). In Harry Turtledove's World War series, the invaders are just too inflexible so we run circles around them and steal their equipment. In Star Trek it is our solidarity and good nature that saves us from evil. In Babylon 5, we are the next coming - it being the dawn of the 3rd age of mankind an' all!

The oversights displayed by the seemingly clever alien species are incredible. The aliens in War of the Worlds only had to expose themselves to the world for them to be killed by a local virus! Again in Turtledove's books, the aliens never realised that in 1200 years,we would be able to go from sword swingings idiots to gun toting maniacs. A simple mistake really.

Whenever we get our hands on a new piece of kit, we somehow use it better than the invaders and beat the shit out of them! The only species that come close to our level of competancy are all less than 50 years ahead of us technologically. Case in point, V! Apart from their flying technology, nothing they had was particularly beyond our grasp.

Humans are the masters of beating the opposition at their own game, even when we should be incapable of playing (Dark City). We can out fly them, and slip in to their most heavily defended areas completely unharmed as in Independence Day, not forgetting that we have the ability to read leaked memories from mind controlling monsters!

Just for once, can't we have a foe that stands a chance of beating us. All these people being abducted is very melodramatic but when are we actually going to be in any danger?

Coming soon: Conquering Alien Worlds in 21 Days


(essay) by rootbeer277 (1.5 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 3 C!s Mon Feb 04 2008 at 16:39:08

The short answer to the question of why alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw is that most common of statistical errors: the self-selected sample group.

Now for the long answer.

Granted the demonstrable fact that Earth has not, as of yet, actually been invaded by an otherworldly menace theoretically capable of conquering the planet, we are free to conclude that all extraterrestrial invasions are taking place in either

  1. A future timeline
    1. A possible future
    2. An inevitable future
  2. A parallel universe

Therefore since we have not actually been invaded yet, we have no personal, first-hand experience and must instead rely entirely on accounts we receive from such alternate realities.

Now that we have established our sources, we must consider them as reliable or unreliable, and also as a representative sample group or a non-representative sample group. Only if our sources are both reliable and representative of the whole can we make such absolute statements as "always" or "every" when considering our mortal enemies vís-a-vís fatal flaws.

Reliability

The question assumes that our sources are reliable, that is, that all alternate realties we have heard from are accurately representing the results of their alien invasions. We cannot ascertain the accuracy of these statements without evidence, but our only evidence is the statements themselves. But why would they lie? One possibility is that they are being forced to give false statements by the aliens who have, indeed, conquered them and wish to put us off our guard with false information. The reliability cannot be checked, and there is a possible motive for false information. Any stories we hear urging us to trade our nuclear missiles in for the alien's one weakness, delicious candy, should be viewed with suspicion. Therefore: the information cannot be regarded as reliable.

Representative Sample Group

There are two possible results of an invasion by the mortal enemies of humanity.

  1. Alternate Earths which have been invaded and survived:

    This is the alternate Earth we assume when asking the question. These Earths have been invaded, discovered the invader's fatal flaw, exploited it, and survived. These Earths are likely giving us advance warning so we can identify the fatal flaws in our universe's analogous alien invaders.

  2. Alternate Earths which have been invaded and were conquered:

    Should an alternate Earth be invaded and conquered, we would likely hear nothing at all from them, or possibly even propaganda they were forced to deliver by their new alien overlords (see reliability, above). Much less likely, but still possible, are the warnings of a small but plucky group of freedom fighters which survives in isolated pockets of resistance, giving us advance warning before it is too late. This is the idea behind the Terminator series, although these mortal enemies of humanity are, in fact, terrestrial and beyond the scope of this article.

Conclusion

So we see that the stories we have heard of alien invasions are both unreliable and non-representative, and we cannot make such blanket statements as "alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw". Any stories of alternate Earths which have invaded by mortal enemies of humanity without fatal flaws would be extremely unlikely to reach us, least of all with anything resembling reliable accuracy.


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