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Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
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From:
Jabberwocky.BLUE
Sent: Monday, March 12, 2001 2:34 AM
To: the
sales department
at Halsey Taylor (they make
water fountains
)
Subject: Just Curious
While I was
studying
for
midterms
this week, an interesting question was
brought to surface
. (It is my theory that many interesting questions are thought up when there are high levels of
stress
,
fatigue
, and
deadline
about)
But let me
get to my point
... Why do
drinking fountains
have 2 holes for the water to come out of?
I realize that the
sales department
is not quite the appropriate place to ask such a question, but it's the only address I've found on short notice, and I figure you could relay it on to appropriate people.
Thank you for any consideration or response you give to this e-mail.
(And by the way, our
dorm
's
drinking fountain
is one of yours and has served us well and faithfully... just thought you'd like to know.)
From: the
sales department
at Halsey Taylor
Sent: Monday, March 12, 2001 10:13 AM
To:
Jabberwocky.BLUE
Subject: RE: Just Curious
Good Afternoon!
Halsey Taylor has been satisfying thirsts since 1912. We are known foremost for our
exclusive
,
patented
Double
Bubbler
which has two separate streams of water that converge at the
apex
of the
arc
to provide an
abundant pyramid
of
water
. This simply forms a fuller, more satisfying
drink
for the user.
The flow rate is the same with two streams of water or one
; however, when the two streams arc together it produces a flatter effect also making it easier for a person to drink from as
well
as providing a bigger mouthful of water.
Glad Halsey Taylor has served you well over the years.
Thank you
for your kind
comment
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