Why I'd like to be a free-range hen

created by whimsy
(idea) by whimsy (1.6 y) (print)   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Aug 25 2000 at 11:32:59
From the inside of an egg-box:

These eggs have been produced in accordance with the RSPCA Freedom Food scheme. This aims to ensure that the birds have freedom from:

Which is why, if I ever got reincarnated, I would definitely want to come back as a free-range hen. Not that I resent the birds these freedoms, I brought the eggs after all, but I'd love these sorts of guarantees...
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