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In the bad
old days
of the early
nineties
in
New York City
there was a practice among certain young and fucked up
men
of surrounding and
molest
ing young girls in one of the
lukewarm
piss filled public
pool
s that the city ran to keep the
youth man dem
from getting unruly. The press got ahold of the fact that they called this whirlpooling and a summertime
headline
frenzy was born. In typical New Yorkian fashion the city was totally unable to stop this from happening and while it was
statistically
rare due to the size of the city for the whole summer we were treated to at least twice weekly reports of this
primitive
bullshit. The
Mayor
s office with typical
David Dinkins
incompetence
(nice guy, piss poor mayor) created a hand wringing
PR
campaign to try to convince these little proto
frat boy
s to stop treating women like animals. There was a TV commercial campaign and buttons were handed out (I still have mine). The buttons said:
Whirlpool Ain't Cool
or
Don't
Diss
Your Sis
Shockingly enough these
slogan
s failed to win the hearts and minds of the offending youth and whirlpooling continued on to greater or lesser degrees until it got too cold to go swimming. Now I hate
Rudy Guiliani
a whole bunch. But he would have stopped this shit post haste with cops and task forces and the kind of
smarmy
condescending
brutality
that this behavior called for. Sometimes it's really hard to be a
knee jerk liberal
kids, it really is.
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Molest
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