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Where did I put those darn tomatoes?

created by Abaline

(poetry) by Abaline (2.2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Apr 17 2007 at 12:39:58

Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
Don't tell me Joe left them at Plato's.

The Day glows,
upon your nose,
but you keep it from dripping on your clothes,
anyway.

Leave me here, but please regret the circumstance.

Land the boat upon the iron castle florist if you must -
It never fails to resuscitate a dust cloth.

If the lemmings learn to sail,
do commence,
to give them,
Common Sense.

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