Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

When phone systems attack

created by sleeping wolf

(thing) by sleeping wolf (2.6 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Dec 08 2000 at 16:48:03

I am at work, trying to get some code working before I fall any further behind.

Out of the corner of my eye I notice some movement. I look and the name on my phone display has changed from "Art" to "Sta 307". From past experience, I know what this means.

Barely 30 seconds later, the phone rings. I pick it up and say "Hello?", knowing what I'm about to hear.

    "I'm looking for John..."
The phone system has stopped placing people in our automated assistant that allows them to dial an extension, or look one up. Instead, I get to answer the calls.

After the first rush is past, I run downstairs, because for the first time the PBX maintenance truck is outside. I tell the technician of my woes, and her eyes get wide.

It's been about 2 hours since then as I write this. It hasn't stopped. I am getting occasional calls from the tech trying to get it all to work. This prohibits me from being productive, because I have to be ready to redirect every single caller. If the person isn't at their desk, I then have to take down a written message because I do not have the page or the place caller in voice mail features on my phone. At least I get to practice an extremely professional, pleasant, phone voice.

When will the hurting stop?


printable version
chaos

The at work phone voice PBX automated attendant Using windows, temporarily
When psychiatric drugs attack phreak voice mail productive
The terrible standard writer insecurity The Terrible Secret of Space Eek the Cat General advice for preventing attacks
area code overlay dogleg front The Crystal Cave Norstar
American Civil War Uninterruptable Power Supply BME Utah
curling telephone phone page
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
Just another sprinkling of indeterminacy
Hurricane Katrina
On not being a writer in Prague
The Robot
All the dead artists
Western Fence Lizard
viral marketing
The Last Picture Show
Vigenère Square
1793
Battery
Psychiatric Disorders
Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
Free drinks at the topless bar
New Writeups
Pavlovna
My Better Half(fiction)
kanoodle
Molson muscle(essay)
aneurin
You pays your money and you takes your choice(idea)
shaogo
July 20, 2008(log)
Glowing Fish
Tualatin River(place)
The Jacket
Words of Advice(idea)
John_Fox
Good Intentions Gone Wrong(person)
Heitah
Posthumous Oscar(thing)
ignis_glaciesque
University of South Florida(place)
ignis_glaciesque
Flogstaskriket(idea)
liveforever
Caesar's last breath(idea)
dagnyswaggart
she wants to believe(personal)
antigravpussy
he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far(thing)
dagnyswaggart
Wild tides guard her secrets(poetry)
Lord Brawl
Caesar's last breath(poetry)
This affordable entertainment brought to you by The Everything Development Company