When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons

created by CrazyIvan

(idea) by 7Ghent (2.3 hr) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Thu May 04 2000 at 6:24:59

Quit trying to pretend things are peachy-keen.
Accept that things don't always turn out right in the end.
Everybody doesnt live happily ever after. Deal with it.

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(idea) by pukesick (1.1 d) (print) ? 2 C!s I like it! Thu May 04 2000 at 7:17:17

Lemons are tasty little treats, and damn if life is gonna cough up free lemons im gonna be happy. Gotta watch out though, because they are real acidic which means your teeth arent all that happy if you have too many of them. After just one you get this odd super dry gritty pasty taste texture to your teeth, goddamn they are delicious little bastards. Yay for sour fruit.

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