When life gives you lemons

1. Take a length of PVC pipe, about three feet long.
2. Find a high powered air compresser
3. Devise a loading mechanism. I reccomend muzzle loading, mortar style
4. Devise a trigger mechanism. Many air compressers allow air to be stored in a canister to be released later, these work best when modified for large volumes of air.
5. Finally, go hunt down the bastards that gave you these crappy lemons.

I can't believe you're reading this footnote!

...you know when people tell you 'when life hands you lemons, make lemonade' I tell em, 'yeah, I like lemons, what else have you got?'...

Here's another one...

...years later, we all graduated high school in 1979...and everyone got to take out a quarter page from the yearbook..you get a quarter page when you're a senior....on mine it said, Future plans: nationwide terrorization. And then, I ripped off Nugent and had :symptoms, terminal gonzolitis. And I bet I'm one of the only people who graduated from that fucking class who KEPT HIS PROMISE...

Ok, so maybe it doesn't have much to do with lemons. But I think Rollins has the right idea about what to do when life hands you lemons over and over. You just keep going.