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What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
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Thu Mar 16 2000 at 9:34:59
One in your
mouth
. This is part of "
The more you know
" campaign (on
NBC
), not nearly as entertaining as
Max Weignberg
's guest appearance. At the time, this is the most played appearance in the campaign, subject to being repeated two or three times for those who have cigarettes in their ear and need time to take them out so they can hear the message. Isn't it great to know where your
tax dollars
are at
work
?
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Wed Nov 08 2000 at 17:51:02
I don't have a tv. But, that hasn't stopped me from seeing this
public service announcement
.
A friend of mine cut my hair
recently, we were sitting in her kitchen and we had the
discovery channel
on. We sat, we saw. And, we said, in unison,
Aww, he's so cute. I love that show he's on.
Clearly
the message
either wasn't aimed at us, or it went right over our heads, because we both had a
cigarette
after she was done with my
hair
.
My
point
? I guess I'm
glad
my
government
's got my
back
, and that it's hiring actors to remind me not to do
bad
things to
myself
, I just wish they would stop making me
pay
for it.
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