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What do we do?

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(idea) by humbabba (1.1 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Aug 20 2000 at 20:33:41

We do a vast variety of things in response to a whole host of stimuli.

We fear change.

We exchange our valuable time for taxable income...this makes many of us miserable.

We catalog our sexual conquests for the benefit of our egos.

We often partake in organized sports, organized crime, organized religion. Some of us prefer disorganization, and I'm okay with that. As long as the paperwork's clean.

We elect kings, hereditary presidents, infallible spiritual leaders, dark demons of the lower world.

We like the dark.

We eat things. And subsequently expel the waste matter, if we live long enough. Sometimes even in death, I'm told.

Let's see...anything else? Nope, think we've pretty much covered it.

A humbabba-rescued nodeshell--your donations at work.


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