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What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?

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(idea) by ToasterLeavings (1.8 d) (print)   ?   2 C!s I like it! Mon May 08 2000 at 6:54:25

The combined voices of the inquisitive and recently hormone infused spew forth a torrent of inquiry and advice regarding piercings, (What do guys think of girls with their belly button pierced?, What do guys think of girls with their cunt pierced?), girls who wanna have fun (girls who want to fuck, just to fuck), and other topics in a similar vein (If i were a female, the first thing i'd do is...).

This leads me to believe that education systems and the media the world over are failing in their helpful efforts to feed us opinions regarding the myriad behaviours and acceptibility thereof, of our fellow humans. This has brought us to the point where we need to ask each other what we should feel. To illustrate this point, I have had a large pink anodised aluminium bolt inserted laterally through my skull, to which I have for effect and the company which they provide, attached *living* ferrets.

If I am still alive tommorrow, I intend upon venturing out amongst my fellow members of the public consumerist cash-pool, there to test my theory. If more than three people tentatively ask me how they should feel about my head jewelry, I will have proven my case beyond doubt. What do you think?


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