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Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties

created by enth

(idea) by enth (3.6 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 16 C!s Sat Jan 05 2002 at 0:26:32

We're a decade that doesn't know what to call itself, coming after
a decade that would call itself anything. In the confusion our
thirty-somethings grab for what they know best. They were too young
at the time to know how unstable it actually was.

The economy has crashed and burned.  We know it will rise anew, 
fattened up by unhealthy government spending and tax cuts, forced 
measures to sate ill-informed voters and malevolent corporations. We 
know, also, that it will eventually crash and burn again, shed all 
this excess, leaving us farther behind than before.

We all have lawyers.

Oil's back in style, glorious rich black oil, so easy to use for 
energy and materials, so inexpensive to summon forth from the ground. 
It is now and always has been the nation's life-blood, despite 
pride's claims to the contrary.  Surely it will last forever.

We have a republican president; he and his advisors are at war: 
a silent, secret war; a war that promises to be long; a war against 
not a country, but a concept.  A cold war.

2001 has come and gone.

Music is going bad, we're trading all of our new ideas for worn 
tired arena rock and tuneful empty sugar pop.

Primary colors are back, and fishnet hose; yesterday I saw a girl 
wearing polka-dots in public.  Counterculture girls want sharp 
curves and tall-ass boots, counterculture boys want good cologne and 
the color black.

Cocaine is fashionable too, cheaper and purer than one might guess.

We're getting all the new media we could ask for: Scooby Doo, 
Star Wars, Dukes of Hazard, Super Mario, He-Man, ALF.  Any way
to sell our kids more toys, injection molds dusted off out of 
storage.  Hulk Hogan still gets paychecks in the mail.

Our malls are only getting larger.

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chaos

Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975 Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer. Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
arena rock 80s music made me gay Super Knight Rider 3000: The Return of Michael Knight Be kind. Rewind.
Patterns in Popular Music 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone Parallels between the War Against Terrorism and the Cold War Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
Ultimate Trip Toy Pragmatism, not idealism Before You Were Punk tokamak
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come. counterculture Permanent floating flame wars
When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat? 2001 Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction The Diabolical Dr. Fez
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