We must increase our bust!

created by emil greer

(thing) by SpeedFreek (4 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sun Apr 29 2001 at 8:33:09

Like every schoolyard ditty I'm sure the chant exists in many forms. I heard it as:

We must, We must,
We must increase our bust!
The bigger the better,
The tighter the sweater,
The boys like it better,
And so we must!

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