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Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you

created by ekim yar

(idea) by ekim yar (9.5 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Wed May 17 2000 at 8:01:47

Found written on a desk at work.

I had a seat in a huge lecture class like this also--way up high in the corner. The professor droned on far below as the chair became stronger and I became weaker. Eventually, the entire room would recede down a dark tunnel, and I would drop into unconsciousness as the chair began to glow with accumulated life force. Eventually, sleep would recharge me sufficiently to wake with a start, but that only started the process over again.


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