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Sings songs of conquest, while drinking mead from a horn.
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Insists that the bedroom window have a point at the top.
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Constantly sharpening spearpoints.
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Makes blood offerings to Wotan.
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Talks in a language that is "sort of like German".
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Voted most likely to sack Rome for the High School yearbook.
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Signs the yearbook in runes.
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Brings home a freshly-killed deer every Friday.
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Never tires of almost-raw venison for Friday dinner, but won't eat vegetables.
- Thinks that Vandals are a bunch of sissies.
- Depending upon age, lords it over Pomerania, Dacia, Ukraine, Spain, or Italy.
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