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Victoria's Secret Miata

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(thing) by deep thought (6.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Nov 16 2000 at 18:06:14

Now that there is a LL Bean Suburu, a Nautica Mercury Voyager and an Eddie Bauer Ford Explorer this seems to be the natural next step in dual marketing. Some of you may be wondering- why not another SUV? But this is Victoria's Secret we are talking about here. We are talking impractical and seductive, not useful and sturdy. Like the catalog, it will appeal to men seeking a second childhood and women without children.

I hope that it would come in three colors: black, white and blush.
T-top or convertible, of course.

Pumps come separately.


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