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Fri Jun 09 2000 at 17:28:09
God, Inc
's
Universe 1.0
has been widely acclaimed as
the most billiant piece of software ever
.
However
, due to extreme
hurry
in the
coding
process
(remember the whole
program
had to be
deliver
ed in just
seven
days
),
users
have been complaining about several
bugs
(see
Murphy's Law
for a particularly annoying
example
).
Several
patches
have been released over time (see
Abraham
,
Moses
,
Jesus
,
Muhammad
) but none of them has been able to bring full
satisfaction
to
customers
. In fact,
God, Inc.
seems to have stopped any further
development
of this
product
.
The most likely outcome
is that
Universe 1.0
will eventually be
scrap
ped
altogether
. This has already been
announce
d several times, but all estimations for the
date
of
disposal
so far have been proven
wrong
(see
Apocalypse
).
Rumors
about a possible
Universe 2.0
(see
God's Kingdom
) release immediately after the first version is
dump
ed have also been reported - but ever-expanding
delay
s have led several
analyst
s to regard this
announcement
as plain
vaporware
.
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