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Unexploded Cow

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(thing) by zaph (9.1 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Jun 08 2001 at 2:41:08

An interesting little card game from the folks at Cheapass Games.

It's the summer of 1997. You're trying to earn a little cash by clearing field of unexploded bombs in France. How are you going to achieve this task? Well, there are quite a few Mad Cows available in England, and I hear they are pretty cheap. I think you may be able to piece it together from here. You use your cows to clear out the wastelands of the Cordon Rouge.

I believe this to be one of the more absurd Cheapass concepts to date... but I'm sure they will eventually find something even sillier.


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