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Turbonium

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(thing) by Quazimofo (?) (print)   ?   I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:01:49

Turbonium is the marketing-gimick-name for the Turbo 1999 Volkswagon Beetle. The 1999 ad campaign for Turbonium was very striking and features a supposed new element "Turbonium" on the periodic table.

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