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Truths of Driving

created by LordOmar

(idea) by LordOmar (1.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Nov 19 1999 at 5:02:36

There are certain truths that will always apply when driving.

The Guy in front of you will be a jerk

The Guy behind you will be an asshole

The Guy next to you will be a moron

At a stoplight the guy next to you will be picking his nose

The guy in front of you will be on a cell-phone and not notice the light change from red to green

The lane you are not in will be moving faster than the one you are in

If you are late, traffic will be horrendous.

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