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Tommy's Naked Soda

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(thing) by ushdfgakjasgh (1.2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Sep 16 2002 at 15:27:23

This was the first node I ever wrote on e2 that stuck. I was about 13 years old. Keep that in mind. It's not exceptional by any means, but I'm keeping it for posterity's sake.

Tommy's Naked Soda is a soda for hippies.

Tommy's Naked Soda is a carbonated soft drink. It is all natural. There is no caffeine, no preservatives, nothing to give you horrible diseases. It is currently available in four flavors:
  • Bubbling Black Raspberry - A unique taste. Very sweet, very addicting.
  • Clearly Cream - All natural cream soda with a unique taste.
  • Optimal Orange - Orange soda with 100% DV of vitamin C, so it's quite health.
  • Lucious Lemon Lime - A flavor not like an other citrus soda.
My favorite part about Tommy's Naked Soda is definitely its mascot, a moose with panties, a bra and a sock on its antlers. He's a funky moose.

Tommy's Naked Soda is indigenous to New England. If you email Tom and beg him, you might be able to get a case.

It is tasty.

And I'm not getting paid to write this :-Ţ

Tom has a very personal way of running his company. He has maybe 2 employees at the most and handles most of the work himself. Unlike most other soda companies, you can contact Tom himself and most of the time, you get a free static-cling sticker in the mail which is quite bitchin' because of the moose.

THE MOOSE!

Trying to steer away from a GTKY node, I'll just say that personally I like Bubbling Black Raspberry myself. That's all I'll say.

Unfortunatly the stickers don't work on everything.

Stay tuned for new soda updates *fanfare*.

And here, for your enjoyment, is a list of locations where it's sold...

Boston, MA
Appleton Bakery and Café
Bethany's - Congress Street

Bethany's - Summer Street
Wildflour Café
Rudi's

Boxford, MA
Ingaldsby Farm - 14 Washington St.

Brookline, MA
New England Soup Factory
Zathmary's - Coolidge Corner

Cambridge, MA
LaVerde's Market - MIT Student Union

Concord, MA
The Cheese Shop

Newton, MA
New England Soup Factory
Sweet Tomatoes Pizza Shop - Newton Center
The Depot Coffee Shop - Newtonville

Needham, MA
Firebirds World Grill
Zathmary's

Northborough, MA
Pickle Haus Deli

Maine
Café Dicocoa - 125 Main St. - Bethel, ME
Blue Hill Coop Store - Greene's Hill Place - Blue Hill, ME
Natural Living Center - 421 Wilson St. - Brewer, ME
Morning Dew Natural Foods - 1721 Sandy Creek Road - Bridgton, ME
Weatherbird - Northey Square - Damariscotta, ME
Up Front & Pleasant - 157 Front St. - Farmington, ME
Portland Green Grocer - 211 Commercial St. - Portland, ME
Casco Bay Books - 151 Middle Street - Portland, ME
Spice of Life - Route 201 - Skowhegan, ME


Information from http://www.tommysnakedsoda.com

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