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To the man who keeps happening to me

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(person) by junkpile (2.9 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jun 30 2000 at 2:51:56

You have happened to me three times in different skins and I would like to know why.

Tall, odd, usually a good listener, you make your own interesting niche in the world. Trying to describe one of you, I find it hard to remember whether you were the redhead, or the scientist, or the moaner. You wanted me to go to bed with you, and I was too tired to explain why I wouldn't. You never really knew me, and I will continue to say, for the sake of frequent argument, that that was mostly your fault.


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