This door is not a horse's ass!

created by Mr.Sparkle

(idea) by Mr.Sparkle (10.9 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) Wed Sep 20 2000 at 21:00:59

This door is not a horse's ass!
It does not open and shut on its own!
(Please shut the door)

This is hanging in the employee "break room" (which we never really get) at the dairy research center.

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