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They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet

created by CrashMercury

(idea) by CrashMercury (11.3 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Mar 18 2001 at 20:52:51

The punchline to a joke heard on The Joke Show.

A guy goes up to Heaven and just before he enters he sees Satan at the front. The people Satan touch go straight to Hell. Then he puts some others in a pile.

The guy gets curious, goes up to Satan and asks, "Why do you put those certain people aside?"

And Satan replies, "They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet."

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