The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us

created by cethiesus

(idea) by ShadowNode (2.3 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sat Aug 19 2000 at 3:21:10

Because they naturally eat raw meat. Really. Because we cook our food (thus killing bacteria and other nasties), evolution slowly wittles away antibiotics in our saliva because we no longer need them. Thus, dog spit kills bacteria, and ours doesn't.

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