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The primal urges of women

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(thing) by PureDoxyk (7.3 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Apr 19 2000 at 17:54:17

Yes, the gods know, men certainly don't want anything to do with companionship, love, or understanding; and absolutely every guy I know hates chocolate.

What the hell is this fluff? I mean, I'm all down with fluff that serves a purpose--say, humor, or maybe satire or even poetry (which is often fluff, but which kicks ass anyway if done right). This is just silliness. Was this done to get XP? Looking at its rep, I certainly hope not.

Let's try to save this node a little, just because I don't want to have simply added to the fluff by tearing it down and leaving.

COMMON PRIMAL URGES PRESENT MAINLY IN WOMEN:
-Protecting the young. This is a big one, and trust me, even in today's primally-watered-down world, you *don't* want to mess with this.
-Aquisition of a monogamous relationship. This is originally a female concern, because it was nice to have a guy around all the time to kill the bears and fend off theives and all that good shit. (They're still useful for killing spiders and checking noises in the night!)
-Housekeeping. Yes, you heard me right, even though I suck at it. Ever since we were hunter/gatherers, women have been keeping house. Most of the reasons for this come from the fact that she did the birthing and early raising of a child almost exclusively--and still does--and a clean, safe environment is necessary to raise a kid in.

(thing) by Svaha (6.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jul 27 2001 at 1:52:54

the quintessential spiritual longing
to couple
experienceclitoral cacophony
linger in undulant urgency
feel the frenetic
funkified
hankering for Good Old Fashioned Fucking
a karmic kiss, cosmic caress, intimacy colliding
with lasting communion...if only
for 20 minutes.

Often confused with the urge to Buy new shoes.

printable version
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The primal urges of men clitoral cacophony His hips know the original dance oral sex in middle school
Good old fashioned fucking Buy new shoes Now I know why I get the urge to kill her I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
Bill Clinton meets Hunter S. Thompson the fierce urgency of now Ladies' Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society XP Whore
Anal sex karmic kiss transcendence of instinct a thinking woman
blood on the ground as far as you see XP This isn't a fairy tale He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
Aggressive, demanding, in control females AWP Whore doggie style Between the hurricanes
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