The nine functions of life

created by dem bones

(idea) by everyone (3.3 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:44:44

All living organisms perform these nine basic functions:

oh...and screw viruses!

responsiveness	If cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl	How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven	protocell
Appetite for Destruction	When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD	organism	movement
respiration	adaptability	Twelve Year Truce	Considerations for the virgin web developer
Turing Machine	Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno	System function	Ralph Waldo Emerson
metabolism	Excretion	hash	Dream Log: August 27, 2001

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