So you want to be a geek babe? Tired of being just another plain vanilla geek? Want to add some excitement to your look? Always wanted to be the guy/girl all the other geeks fawned over but didn't think you could compete?
Well, now you can!
Unlike being a different type of babe, being a geek babe is simple and doesn't require bi-weekly trips to a beauty salon or invasive surgery. The physical features Mother Nature gave you have no effect on your ability to be a geek babe. All you need is the right attitude (i.e., geekiness) and the right accessories. Tired of being ignored by that sexy sysadmin? Try these simple tricks:
- Experiment with hair dye. Not only will this make you appear more interesting, certain colors can make washing your hair all but unnecessary.
- Wear weird jewelry. Bracelets are especially good. Try a retro look - say, those flexible plastic bracelets popular in the eighties. For that geek in black effect, try a leather cock ring (a brand new one... carefully washed isn't good enough) around your wrist. Looped ballchains are another cheap and easy-to-find option.
- Dress like Beck. Stop shopping at the mall for good and become a regular at your local thrift store. Clothes are cheaper and you're less likely to run into another geek babe wearing the same outfit.
- Try and limit yourself to wearing only three or four geek t-shirts per week. Because, again, you can't be a trendsetter if someone else is wearing the same thing.
- Get yourself some black boots and wear them as often as possible. There's nothing sexier than a badass.
See? With a few simple modifications, you'll be on your way to enjoying being worshipped by the opposite sex and never-ending booty. Pretty soon you'll be looking like something out of a dotcom commercial. Wasn't that easy? | 
