The first time

created by discofever

(idea) by discofever (2.5 y) (print) ? I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:27:49

Could refer to the first time you did anything, but usually refers to the first time you had sex. Looked back on with fondness, unless if you, like most people, fumbled through the whole affair with the grace of a sumo wrestler rolling down a steep embankment.

Fond first-time memories	How to make love to a virgin	Virginity, my loss of	The Last Time
First kiss	Can we still be friends?	25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them	Impressing a man
Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times	Making love	Oral sex	Everyone falls the first time
Falling asleep during porno films	Circle jerk	Two virgins about to have sex	Kissing a man all over his face
sex	Loving gazes	Why you don't deserve to be a professor	Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
Some kiss with their eyes closed	Chicken wire mother	So	Waxing

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