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The advantage of hairy arms

created by PenguiN42

(idea) by PenguiN42 (4.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Mon Apr 17 2000 at 15:01:21

Do you ever remember, as a child, trying to catch a bubble with your hands and feel it? It was impossible -- it would pop. You could feel the popping of the bubble, but you would never feel the bubble in its true form.

Do you remember seeing how easily the grass can catch bubbles without them popping? Have you ever wished you could be like the grass, and feel a bubble?

Well, if you have hairy arms, you're in luck!

Here's what you do: Make a nice thick bubble, using plenty of bubble stuff. Let it down gently from your bubble wand on to your arm. If you do this correctly, the bubble will not pop and it will stick to your arm hair! And you will be able to feel the bubble's weight, and bounce it around, and generally be happy with your new friend! Hooray!

I knew humans still grew body hair for a reason!


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