| From the TV series Married With Children. When Al Bundy and friends formed NO MA'AM (the National Organisation of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) they wrote up The Ten Commandments of NO MA'AM as a charter. Unfortunatly, they only came up with nine commandments. Regardless, Ironside Hayes read the commandments when NO MA'AM took over the Jerry Springer show. They are:
1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays
2. It is wrong to be French
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4. Lawyers, see rule three
5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
6. Everyone should car pool except us
7. Bring back the word stewardesses
8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport
9. Mud wrestling is a sport
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