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The Sharper Image

created by Tsuraan

(place) by Tsuraan (7.3 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Sun Sep 17 2000 at 1:48:36

The Sharper Image is a chain that sells expensive toys like Air Ionizers, Massage Chairs, Upright Fans, and tons of other wonderful toys. The prices are often high, but that's mostly because they don't bother carrying the low-end products that manufacturers might make.

The stores are uniform black and silver with layouts that are set in stone but changed monthly. While it is fun to hang out in a Sharper Image and play with the toys, managing one must be Hell on Earth, due to the strict layout policies and monthly floor rearrangements.


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