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The Paddling of the Swollen Ass With Paddles

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(idea) by generic-man (4.2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Jul 25 2001 at 17:23:36

The last in a series of cruel initiation rites by the Stonecutters. It is remarkably similar to Crossing the Desert, The Unblinking Eye, and The Wreck of the Hesperus: in fact, it is exactly the same. The common thread connecting all of them: they involve a blindfolded subject/victim subjected to repeated paddling on the ass with wooden paddles.

Once the subject has passed the ordeal, he takes the final oath and officially becomes a Stonecutter. Massive ingestion of alcohol and playing of ping-pong follow.


Yes, this is a Simpsons reference.


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