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The Noder's Prayer

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(thing) by xunker (4.2 wk) (print)   ?   I like it! Mon Nov 27 2000 at 23:18:31

Our M-Noders which art in the Chatterbox, Hallowed be thy names.

Thy Nodegel come. Thy Quests be done in E2, and hopefully they won't end up in Node Heaven.
Give us this day our daily Votes... and C!s.

And forgive us our Negative XP, as we forgive those who Recklessly downvote.

And lead us not into GTKY Nodes, but deliver us from Evil:
For thine is the Database, and the Code, and the XP, for ever.

Amen.


This is a work of fun and humour. Don't take it so seriously. I'm sure even the Almighty can appreciate a joke.


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