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The Night We Never Met

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(thing) by passport (37.9 min) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu May 24 2001 at 6:55:57

Movie 1993

Sam Lester has a problem with his roommates: they are disgusting, and don't seem to share his views on responsibility, privacy, and basic hygiene. Such is his discomfort with his living arrangements that he agrees to share the occupancy of another flat: he gets two nights a week, the owner (a sleazy frat-boy yuppie named Brian, soon to be married) and Ellen (a would-be painter seeking relief from her boring marriage) each get their seperate nights in the flat. Things go extremely well until Sam and Brian swap nights without telling Ellen, who attributes the "nice" things that happen around the place to the slob Brian, while berating the responsible Sam for his hedonistic lifestyle.

Cast
Matthew Broderick .... Sam Lester
Annabella Sciorra .... Ellen Holder
Jeanne Tripplehorn .... Pastel
Tim Guinee .... Kenneth
Michelle Hurst .... Leslie
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson .... Inga
Brooke Smith .... Catha
Mary B. McCann .... Yogurt-Eating Date
Naomi Campbell .... French Cheese Shopper
Michael Mastrototaro .... Triple Creme Cheese Shopper
Katharine Houghton .... Less/More Cheese Lady
Mary Fulham .... I'm Double Parked Lady
Kathryn Rossetter .... Excuse Me Shopper
Steven Goldstein .... 3rd Cheese Man
Catherine Lloyd Burns .... Deli Customer

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She bruised her knee. This is how we met. The one my father never met The girl I never knew Why did Bach never write an opera?
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dating the night brown eyes 'Twas the night before Christmas The river never makes a mistake
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