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The Mystery of Monster Mountain (and Captain America)

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(idea) by hackthemainframe (1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Jul 13 2000 at 18:26:27

The Mystery of Monster Mountain (and Captain America)

Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in
the Jungle. He was half man half monster. He ate
green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice.
Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His
name is the purple graveyard monster.

His planet was called oookkyy. He has a space ship.
It can go 8,000,000 miles a day. On thursday 1980
he went to earth that very day. Then he saw another
planet. It was called earth. Then he landed in the
Mississippi river.

Then the monster saw something. It was captan America!

Captan America fainted. He was hypnotized. Then he got unhypnotized.
For that he shot a laser at him. Captan America took his shield out


and Palaaka! It reflected back to the monster!


...to be continued...

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