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The Most Expensively-Catered Bar Mitzvah Spread Wins

created by amiawakeyet

(idea) by amiawakeyet (4.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Aug 02 2000 at 19:27:53

The Jewish form of that American Cultural Phenomenon, "Whoever Dies with the Most Stuff Wins." Tends to afflict those families who, having conquered the hardships of immigration, have bought into that part of the American Dream that says, "$$$$ + Stuff = Success."

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