The Marriage of Pingouin and Knifegirl

created by dem bones

(idea) by pingouin (4.3 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Dec 15 1999 at 19:44:29

Well... like... shit, man - why am I always the last to find out these things? I gotta slop the hogs and all that fun stuff. Is this one of them arranged marriages? Damn, if you'd only told me earlier. The hogs must come first. But if this thing does take place, be sure to post the URL of the QuickTime vids - I'd kinda like to see this. I'll throw rice or something (shoes? fresh fruit? rotting vegetables?) at my monitor.

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pingouin, will you marry me?	10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single	Antarctic Conservation Act of 1978	Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
EDB reads his Message Inbox	Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling	Consummation	Some questions for George W. Bush
I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man	Eating Babies for Fun and Profit	shotgun wedding	Pinguitude
December 15, 1999	Objectivist Marriage Vows	the not-so-concise guide to not getting divorced	zombied stutter
Annulment	B.B. King disease	the low low price	Haiku about kleenices
arranged marriage	Dream Log: February 26, 2002	The plot to kill George Bush II	John Dillinger

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