The Lord Jesus Christ

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(person) by ageddyn (5.3 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Sep 08 2000 at 21:28:25

The Lord is currently working for J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Texas millionaire, as Business Manager of the Church of the SubGenius. As far as minor deities go, He's a pretty nice guy. You wouldn't guess it from His fan club, but that's probably why He's on "Bob"'s side now (besides, the Xians would probably just nail Him up again if they ever realized He's really the son of God). Not to be confused with the many False Jesii.

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Jesus Christ Trigonal Planar	Jesus	SubGenius	J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad	The Second Coming Project	burnt beyond recognition	Battle of Oliwa
This toilet is connected to the internet	God	person	MG
Xian	Texas	kook

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