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Kim Li was about as far down the dank hallway as Deck could have thrown the little skinny bastard by the time he'd managed to get that mysterious green book open with a pair of
nail clippers
. He'd read some
swarmy
pr0n
before, but never in his life had he read anything that made him so hot that'd he'd have done
Elton John
and
George Michael
like a
tube
sandwich
if they'd been the only live flesh around at the time.
Each page read like a
fortress of solitude
for a
haunted
man who'd never even
smelled
the
red snapper
, let alone make the
beast
that has two backs. It was a
memoir
of a man who has run in social
circle
s that Deck had only read about in the
Globe
or the
Star
. This little bastard had been in the
hot tub
of life with folks such as
Goldie "Whorehound" Hawn
,
Babs "Stuffit" Streisand
, and there were even suggestive hints of encounters with
Ute "
Eate
" Lemper
.
Deck had two Luckies in his mouth at one time, his left hand on a fresh glass of Brown, and the other hand searching for
love
.
Once things settled back down, the potential problems of this job began to work their wormy way into Deck's fevered brain.
"$500 now; $500 later?"
He slowly realized that this little green book was worth a hell of a lot more than the cost of 3 hours and some sweet talk from a quality
hooker
. There was gold in these here hills, and all he had to do was find a way to
mine
it.
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