Teenage Suicide (don't do it)

(thing) by bitter_engineer (6.7 y) (print)

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Tue May 16 2000 at 23:20:01

An insipid song from the fictional boy-band Big Fun in the movie Heathers. The dopey school administration tried piping this song through the PA system to try and reduce the apparent plague of teenage suicides at the school. Even though all you ever heard of the song was the chorus, I still get this song stuck in my head.

It is sung in call and response fashion:

Lead singer: Teenage Suiciiiiiiide
Backup singers: Don't do it!
Lead singer: Teenage Suiciiiiiiide
Backup singers: She blew it!
Lead singer: Teenage Suiciiiiiiide
Backup singers: Don't do it!

Thanks to prole for the minor correction.

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Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl	Interview questions for OOP programmers	Heathers	teenage suicide
I never thought I would node this	My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 6	Big Fun	My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 4
an orgasmic episode of manic depression	Don't blow into someone's vagina	Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list	Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!	disturbingly profound	call and response	At the Funeral
Thanksgiving, suicide, and the breakdown of an already dysfunctional family	Unrest	Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?	Suicide
Teen Bride Im Sorry	Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus	correction fluid	Raising the bar

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